From: Serafita <serafita@my-deja.com>

	I'm new to this.  Oh well.  Here I go, with my first posted fanfic to
	this mailing list.

	Bear in mind, that this is meant to be silly.  So, like, don't take
	offence if you do take... uh, yeah.  ^_^;


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	-BATTLE OF THE CHURCHES-
	-PROLOGUE-

	Y'know, I never thought we would get this.  We've been battling with
	the opposition for countless years now, all over some pretty stupid
	stuff.  Then again, if it's stupid, why am I in this war?

	Heh.  Point taken.

	And it all started off so innocently too.  Y'know, which one do you
	like, and why...

	Ah well, time to collect my firearms and get ready to go back to war.
	Our leader will guide us through, as always.  We remain in the shadows,
	unlike all the other armies and religions.

	It's a religious kind of thing, I guess.  For the opposition are all
	Churches.  Yep.  Sounds pretty freaked out, don't it?  They want to
	start up a new Oppression.  As in, oppress people's thoughts into what
	they should believe in, or not believe in.

	I can hear sound.  It's my fellow inmates and squad.  We're pretty much
	average people, you know.  Except for the fact that we all wear a
	chinese top with magazines of ammo over it.  Heh.

	Hawk is the first member I'm gonna introduce.  His real name has been
	forgotten for some time now.  He uses it so rarely that one day, he
	just forgot it.  Still, he's a good teammate.  He believes in our great
	leader just as much as I do.

	And no, our leader is not a goddess of any kind.  She is simply mortal,
	just like the rest of us.  And that's why we love her, I guess.
	Because unlike the other churches, she doesn't demand us to perform
	sacrifices or demeaning things like S&M or anything like that.  And for
	that, we thank her.  Our leader is as normal as you or I.  Well, apart
	from the fact that she is the personification of war in battle.  The
	way she quickly rips through the Knights and Defenders easily, with
	bare arms and battle techniques...

	Corwin is the second one I'm gonna introduce.  He probably has a
	nickname, but if he does, I don't know it.  He firmly believes in our
	leader, and will do anything for her.  He's got photos and posters of
	her everywhere in our headquarters.  Luckily, the leader laughed, and
	took it in good stride.  In fact, she even jokingly posed for a few
	shots in jest.  Said something about being used to this kind of thing
	back when she was younger...

	Belldandy (another codename) is female, and the same age as me, but
	she's cool.  She's the one who got me all started into this, in a way.
	A legend among legends, I guess.  She joined this... well, cult,
	because we're the most normal group left, next to the 'Nice' Church.
	She's also HEAVEN's Ambassador as well, and reports back to them every
	so often.  She's a rarity, since that for some odd reason, most females
	usually joined the True Knights... If only things were back to normal...

	Oh yeah, my codename is Serafita.  I'm the newbie, I guess, but I've
	proved to everyone that I can pull my weight in my squad.  It's been
	hard, but everyone has been helping me.  Unlike the other Churches, our
	soldiers are still human enough to help each other.

	In addition to our firearms, our leader has taken time to train us in
	these amazing martial arts.  It's been said that our fighting skills
	are the Arts of the God of Fighting himself, and it shows.  With just a
	quick charge of bioenergy to our system, reinforcing it, we can perform
	the first Art, which allows us to move at subsonic speeds.  It's great
	in the field.  Especially since there's so much of the opposition than
	us...

	I digress.  It's the True Church which started off things.  Their so-
	called goddess demanded that the world was hers, and that everyone
	should worship her as the Truth.  That only she should be the real one,
	and the 'True' one.  Naturally, the world was in a uproar.  And then,
	her legion of followers came, armed with huge iron warhammers to carry
	out her will...

	They destroyed towns and cities.  People, they tried to subvert them to
	their goddess.  If they refused, death would follow.  I found one of
	the bodies once, and it wasn't pretty.  The poor guy had died of severe
	poisoning, which worked by literally melting him inside-out.  And while
	he was still alive.  Naturally, the Cute Church followed by the
	Affectionate Church would soon come to take back their lands and their
	followers.  And chaos happened.

	That was when our leader decided that she would have to take matters
	into her own hands, in a attempt to reunite the human race.  She is
	missing her soulmate, and believes that with him, she will have the
	power to unite the world back together.  It was her speech, which
	brought tears to my eyes.  I would never forget, how she pleaded for us
	to unit against the world.  She literally begged for us to help her.

	We don't know where she came from, or how she came to be, but we do
	know her name.

	She has red hair tied into a small pigtail, and she wears Chinese
	clothing.  Her name is Tendo Ranko, and we are her cult.  We hide in
	the shadows, away from the wars of the other Churches.  And we slowly
	rebuild our divided and shattered world.

	We are the Templars.  Simply because the name pisses off the Churches,
	who have taken offence at our use of holy titles for our soldiers.  And
	even better, we have taken our leader's soulmate's name into the name
	of our Cult, to really get to the Defenders and the Knights out there.

	Oh yeah, it really pisses off the Knights if you call their 'goddess' a
	uncute tomboy.  And a violent maniac.  Heh.  Even the leader of the
	Nice Church mentioned something about that once.  Something about being
	a psychotic maniac?

	Our title?  We are the Cult of Ranma and Ranko.

	Nice, eh?  Well, we could have called ourselves the Templars of the
	Real Fiancee, but hey, cult sounds good.

	Our known allies are the Nice Churches, since they're pacifists who
	have been forced to fight.  I feel sorry for them.  But right now, they
	equal more of us.  We are so few in number, you see... most of the
	people actually believe in the 'True' One.  I refuse to speak her name.

	If only things were as they were.  It was all so simple a few years
	back... just friendly arguments between people who couldn't decide who
	their favorite fiancee was... and then, the 'True' One had to try to
	subvert the world... and she's succeeded part of the way.  Over half of
	the world is hers... it seems like a long way to win, and some people
	lose faith and willingly join the True Knights...

	Bell places a hand on my shoulder and I look up at her.  She smiles
	sadly, knowing my thoughts.  Still, she motions for me to follow her.
	We have to meet our leader and friend.  I sincerely hope that she finds
	this Saotome Ranma.  From the photos she's showed us, they look a cute
	couple.

	Though I wonder if Corwin's mutterings that they're related have any
	truth to them... after all, they do look similiar, what with their
	clothing and hairstyles and eyes... it's odd, but if they loves each
	other that much, I don't care.  I'm just thankful that such love can
	still exist in a world like ours.

	I nod to Hawk and Corwin as they join us.  We're all wearing Chinese
	shirts of a different style.  Hawk prefers the original kind, with
	sleeves folded up to elbows, and bracers.  Corwin likes the sleeveless
	kind, so he can move his arms for easy movement.  Belldandy usually
	wears the neckless kind, though she usually wears silks as well, which
	float on their own accord.  Me, I like the original, but sleeves
	unfolded.  We all wear the same colour as Ranko.  Red, which symbolises
	the innocent blood which has been spilled on the battlefield.

	I adjust the minigun Hawk gave me from when I first joined, and swing
	it over my back, out of my way.  Hey, I practice Anything Goes,
	remember?  You know, 'Anything Goes'.  Any way to win, you take it,
	unless you'll kill innocents, that is.  The same style as our leader,
	and the same as her beloved.  The Knights may practice their variation
	of Anything Goes, but their style is based on their so-called-goddess'
	skills, while ours is based on Ranko's, which her own skills are
	modelled after the legendary Saotome Ranma.

	Ranko understood our reasons for the guns.  Everyone else carries
	weapons.  The True Knights carry large iron or wooden warhammers, or
	more commonly known as mallets, able to deliver a electrical charge
	capable of stunning or killing whoever it hits... if it hits, while the
	Cute Knights (heh heh, what a name) carry these large spatulas... well,
	at least with the Cute Knights, we're on neutral terms with them.  And
	Affectionate Knights as well.  They use bonbori, which look like two
	maces.  Cool, I guess.  I just have to laugh at the names sometimes,
	though.  Heh.

	In fact, in a way, it's the True Church against the world.  It reminds
	me too much of a different type of war... *sigh*  Is it that easy to
	imagine the 'True' One condemning all those who would oppose her...?

	Finally, we reach the hall.  It's not elaborate, like all the other
	Churches, but we're practical.  We don't mind.  We don't spend millions
	on decoration which serves no purpose...

	Our leader is standing there.  We don't bow or grovel or anything like
	that.  She told us not to, since she's a human and not some sort of
	goddess.  And she's smiling with tears in her eyes.

	Hawk is the first to speak.

	"Ranko-san?"

	She faces us, smiling through her tears.

	"Hawk, Bell, Corwin, Serafita... I've found him.  He's here!" she
	whispers with delight in her voice.

	But there's something else in her voice.  We notice it.  Ranko isn't
	exactly known for lying well.  And she knows it.

	"There's a problem, isn't there?" Bell asks, adjusting her earrings on
	her right ear.  She calls it her seal.

	"Yeah..." Ranko replies, her head down.

	I look into her beautiful blue-grey eyes, and I suddenly know.

	"The Knights have him..." I say softly.  When you say Knight nowadays,
	it always means the True Knights, the Defenders...

	All she can do is nod.

	Hawk slowly smiles.  It's kind of eerie when he does that.  "Then that
	means..."

	"Full frontal strike on their headquarters..." Corwin finishes off.
	Hawk looks at him annoyed, and I nearly laugh, if the situation wasn't
	so serious.

	"Serafita," Ranko says, turning to me, seeing as Corwin and Hawk seem
	to be preoccupied with glaring at each other in a friendly way.  "He's
	at base 10.  I suspect that he's been drugged heavily."

	"Right," I reply.  "I'll organize the raid then, I suppose.  I'll make
	sure to bring medi-kits with me as well."

	"I'll see what help I can get from my resources," Belldandy replies, as
	she fingers her seal.  Bell's noted for her amazing list of
	contacts.  "I'm sure I can contact Project HEAVEN.  My father will aid
	us."

	Project HEAVEN is hidden away from human eyes, and away from the prying
	fingers of the True Church.  I'm frankly surprised that they're
	supporting us.  Then again, I was good friends with Belldandy before
	this frigging war started... maybe that helped some.  Me an' Bell, we
	sort of dropped out of contact for a while, when the wars started, but
	I managed to find her again, through amazing circumstances.

	"It's probable that the True Church may have raided the Rose Church for
	special paralysis drugs.  I'll start preparing antidotes." Corwin adds.

	The Rose Church... their Ninjas are... weird.  But they possess some of
	the most potent drugs in the world, all flower-based, hence the name.
	It's a good thing that they have a leak in their Church... some high-
	ranking official is secretly passing us blueprints and documents as to
	the creation of the poisons used.  I heard that the official may have
	some sort of thing for our leader, but I can't be sure... well, we'll
	just have to watch over Ranko, just in case.  Even though she's
	probably watching over _us_.

	As for the drugs... heh, we've adapted it to our weapons for powerful
	tranqs.  Hey, it's flower-based, and easy to make!  We've got quite a
	few green-fingered soldiers in our cult...

	"I'm coming on this op too," Ranko says, with determination in her
	voice.  We look at her eyes, and we can only agree.

	"More the merrier!" Corwin laughs.  His infectious laughing slowly gets
	us to laugh as well.

	And we know what we must do now.

	We have to save Saotome Ranma from the clutches of Tendo Akane.

	-END OF PROLOGUE-

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	To Corwin, Hawk, and Belldandy... gomen nasai?  ^_^;

	I'm not even sure if I should continue this... ^_^;  It just came to me
	one Saturday night, when me and Hawk were joking around with creating a
	cult to counter the Churches... ^_^;;  And then the story grew up on
	its own...

	...Oh, it's walking!  Look, Cult-chan is walking!  C'mon, Cult-chan!
	Walk to Serafita-papa!  ^_^;;

	(god, I'm sad...)

	--Phil "Serafita" Chan
	--started on 10:30pm, 11-11-2000
	--finished on 11:59pm, 11-11-2000


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	Oh lord, why have you forsaken me?"
	--Serafita, being stupid as usual


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